Oh and to run salt in the wound my brother came in and offered to talk to my dad and then said all smug like “I told you if you didn’t straighten out he’d take your stuff”
So my dad took away my computer and phone for 2 weeks. Frankly it is an insult to my intelligence if he thinks that will accomplish anything. The next two weeks will be hard but he forgot I have an old iPod and an iPad. I’ll just have to hide them/use them after bedtime. What happened is I used the “wrong” Internet connection, because he can’t make up his damn mind about what one I should use. He also says I have an attitude and is threatening to make me quit my job. I’m getting really tired of this shit. It’s fucking ridiculous. I can’t wait until I can finally be gone.
So my dad took my phone and computer away for 2 weeks. Sometimes I wonder if he knows that the computer is the only reason he still has a little girl.
remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me
i think that’s enough internet for one day
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.