Oh and to run salt in the wound my brother came in and offered to talk to my dad and then said all smug like “I told you if you didn’t straighten out he’d take your stuff”

So my dad took away my computer and phone for 2 weeks. Frankly it is an insult to my intelligence if he thinks that will accomplish anything. The next two weeks will be hard but he forgot I have an old iPod and an iPad. I’ll just have to hide them/use them after bedtime. What happened is I used the “wrong” Internet connection, because he can’t make up his damn mind about what one I should use. He also says I have an attitude and is threatening to make me quit my job. I’m getting really tired of this shit. It’s fucking ridiculous. I can’t wait until I can finally be gone.

So my dad took my phone and computer away for 2 weeks. Sometimes I wonder if he knows that the computer is the only reason he still has a little girl.

beautifulthingsthathurtsogood:

I am literately crying.

(via whatslifewithoutfandoms)

thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

(via crainneag)

ambers-obsession:

tibets:

remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me

i think that’s enough internet for one day

(via dudegetwiththe-winchesters)

lohanthony:

this makes me cry

(via dudegetwiththe-winchesters)

fetchhappened:

mcgooglykins:

 #IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK WALK IN  #LIKE LEGIT ‘YAY MUM AND DAD ARE HOME DID YOU BRING ME STUFF?’

#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand

(via teapots-and-traditions)

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

(via howdoyousolveaproblemlikeme)